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A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at
the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of
schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in
the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his
wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-
night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a
splitting headache." "Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across
the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he
arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I
know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?" "Yeah, so?" said
the officer. "Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire
Chief?"
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