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There is this juggler driving down the street on his way to a
show. All of a sudden a cop pulls him over. The cop comes up to the window and
says, "License and registration please." Meanwhile the cop is looking inside
the car and noticed that there were torches and lighter fluid and matches in
the back seat. The cop gets a little suspicious and thinks, "Wow! I may have
caught an arsonist." So he says to the juggler. "What are the torches for?"
The juggler replies, "I am a juggler and as part of my act I juggle flaming
torches." The cop says, "I don't believe you, prove it." So the juggler gets
out of the car and drags out all of his stuff and starts juggling like 5
flaming torches. While this is going on, a couple is driving by. The husband
turns to his wife and says, "Gee honey, I am sure glad that I quit drinking.
Look at the sobriety tests they are giving now."
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What`s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
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